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Water on every side of everything.
Six hundred miles of engineered shoreline, and your slip is at the bottom of the garden.
- Deep-water moorage to 40 ft · direct channel access
- Wetland frontage — protected in perpetuity, at no cost to the owner
- Nine minutes to the interchange. One road in.
Wetland protection secured under the restoration act. Channel depths maintained by the district. All parcels freehold. Public access to the shoreline is guaranteed by statute at designated points.

You Do Not Need Permission to Eat

The Welcome Parade

Water on every side of everything.*
The last waterfront parcels on the last managed channel in the valley.
- Deep-water moorage to 40 ft* · direct channel access*
- Wetland frontage — protected in perpetuity,* at no cost to the owner
- Nine minutes to the interchange. One road in.
* “Water on every side” describes the parcel as designed and platted. * Depths stated are design depths at construction. * Channel access is maintained where the channel is maintained. * The perpetual protection applies to the designation of the land as wetland and does not warrant the presence of water. * The fountain is ornamental and is not an aeration system. Dust advisory days are published by the district. * Public access to the shoreline remains guaranteed by statute at designated points.

Hope is the Thing with Feathers — Emily Dickinson

Elevated living on the open water.
Pile-founded residences on the outer channel, boardwalk access, private moorage beneath the deck.
- Twelve to eighteen feet of clearance at design level*
- Fully insured and mortgageable through the district’s approved panel
- Solar, battery and water recovery to the residence standard
* Clearance is stated at design level and is reviewed annually. Structures are certified under the current code and are not comparable to altered stock. Insurance and lending availability apply to certified new-build only. Moorage subject to survey.

The Face in the Rock

Long Beach, Across the Sand

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Shade on every side of everything.
Ninety feet down, eleven degrees cooler, and every square foot of it under panel. The last address in the valley you do not have to leave in July.
- Full canopy · 100% shaded frontage · no direct sun at any hour
- Passive cooling from the mass · humidity recovered and returned to the growing wall
- Produce wall at your door · nine minutes to the interchange · one road in
Constructed in the decommissioned channel under the district’s adaptive reuse programme. Canopy generation is sold to the grid and offsets the service charge. Growing wall yields are shared under the residents’ agreement. Surface access is unrestricted and remains guaranteed by statute at designated points. Exposure guidance applies above grade. See the district for current advisories.

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